In honor of the Rizzoli & Isles premiere next week, how about an SVU/R&I/L&O crossover?
Olivia Benson sighed. Each of her hands was firmly gripping the shoulder of an angry blonde woman, and a small crowd had gathered around them. “All right, which one of you wants to tell me how it started?”
“Excuse me? This is really none of your business,” said the first blonde woman, who was sporting very expensive clothes (after sharing a closet with Alex Cabot, she could recognize Dolce and Gabbana at twenty paces) and an irritated frown. “This… woman… assaulted me. It was completely unprovoked-“
“Unprovoked my ass!” Serena Southerlyn shouted, causing even more of the dance floor’s patrons to stop and stare. “She was making out with my girlfriend!”
“Excuse me?” the strange blonde repeated, looking at Serena with a mixture of horror and shock. “I would never- what on earth are you talking about. Jane?”
The blonde’s companion stepped forward. “Let her go, please,” she said, “you’ve got your hands full with that one…”
Now, Olivia had a pretty good idea what was going on. The broad vowels of the woman’s Boston accent only confirmed her suspicions. Obviously, she should have paid more attention to Munch’s theories about Pod People and/or Government Cloning Research, because this woman looked exactly like…
“Abbie! You promised that you weren’t going to do this anymore! I can’t believe I trusted you…”
“Serena, cool it,” Olivia said, giving the blonde’s shoulder another firm squeeze and releasing the other blonde. “That’s not Abbie.”
“What do you mean it’s not-“
“Look at her clothes.”
Pausing in her tirade long enough to check, Serena was astonished to realize that the woman she had mistaken for Abbie was wearing jeans and a white tank top instead of the black, slitted skirt and v-neck that her girlfriend had donned earlier that evening. In addition, her hair rolled down her back in tight waves, and Abbie had worn hers up.
graceantonia replied to your post: Olivia wearing beret? Yay or Nay? (hehe, it rhymes)
you know you like my beret bby ~
You and Olivia are my only exceptions!
It’s probably beret-envy. I can wear mostly any kind of hat, just not berets lol
Olivia is hot when she’s angry, and when she smiles, and when she laughs, and when she’s sad, and when she cries, and when she wears a dress, and when she’s uniform, and when she yells, and when she’s annoyed and when—always, ok? Always.
I’m pretty sure I find Olivia hot when she’s doing anything, particularly when she’s being aggressive, so yes lol
I’m gonna go with yay, simply because she’s cute in a hat, though I’m not sure I’m a fan of berets in general.
merelala replied to your post: what setting your stove on fire have to do with Alex?
that’s my favorite part of that episode!
I know right!?
Competence, Season 3
Alex: “I set my own stove on fire last month…”
Guys…I almost set my stove on fire while making dinner tonight.
Please tell me you see the significance of this.
No problem :)
On June 14, 2013 the @nbcsvu twitter feed asked, “Do you have a favorite ADA?”
The fans spoke. And I got all geeky. And by geeky I mean analyzed all the responses and put them in a helpful chart. Specifically, the chart(s) above.
The things I love about these the most is 1) there are two *clear* favorites and 2) that Alex Cabot is literally greater than everyone else combined. :D
*Data collected for the six hours following the question being posed
**Only those twitter feeds that were public have been counted (obviously since I couldn’t see private ones)
***If people listed more than one, I used only the name that was mentioned first. However, if people’s intent was clear (for example, “Sonya Paxton was great and all but I super love to death Greyleck” then I went with Greyleck.
INTERESTINGLY, these results are despite the fact that the @nbcsvu twitter feed has been hyping Barba like he’s the next best thing since Grey Poupon on rye bread. I was going to do a chart that normalized how many votes each ADA got by how many mentions they’ve gotten by the nbcsvu twitter feed in the last month. But since that number is 0 for everyone but Barba, it wasn’t a very interesting chart.
But that got me interested, just how much *has* the nbcsvu twitter feed been hyping Barba? Click to read more (and see some really serious geekiness)